arbitrary shit

with some British bint.

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Everyone Walks Everywhere

hotel-job:

GUEST: How far is the 9/11? Can we walk?
CONCIERGE: It’s a little far to walk, I recommend the subway or a taxi.
GUEST: How far is it?
CONCIERGE: About 4 miles.
GUEST: Are you kidding me?! That is NOTHING. We just came from EUROPE. People walk ALL THE TIME there. They don’t drive ANYWHERE. The pollution is so much less, no one’s obese, everyone is healthy, the air is better to breathe because everyone WALKS. Isn’t that nice?
CONCIERGE: Yeah! Just, some people wouldn’t count 4 miles as walking distance, which is why I mentioned a taxi or subway, but you can absolutely walk if you’d like to.
GUEST: (condescending smile) Yeah, I think we would.

(5 minutes later)

GUEST: Hi, sorry, we’re from Canada. We forgot miles are longer than kilometers. Can you get us a taxi?

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